June 19th 1891
Dear Mr. Attwood,
This is something that I am not sure how to go about informing you about. I have been sent on my first ever forced 'holiday'. I expect to be back by my birthday on Tuesday, but nothing like this is ever certain.
I was at Buckingham Palace playing cards as I do on occasion, but there was this Saturnine Physician who I must admit ended up tossed will all force out of a window. Perhaps I should regret this action, but I am afraid I find it all too amusing. ...I am sitting here in this steamer and trying not to grin with satisfaction...
I will ask that you inform those that you think should know, of my absence, in any case. And to make sure that Saunder is looked after. Louis or Narciso would probably be happy to do so. I have a bat roost and crickets at #27c in my office part.
With trust,
L● Cassius
P.S.
I also recently left a note stuck in your front door. There is a third velocipede in your stable now. I do not think that it is offspring from our own noble steeds.
Dear Mr. Attwood,
This is something that I am not sure how to go about informing you about. I have been sent on my first ever forced 'holiday'. I expect to be back by my birthday on Tuesday, but nothing like this is ever certain.
I was at Buckingham Palace playing cards as I do on occasion, but there was this Saturnine Physician who I must admit ended up tossed will all force out of a window. Perhaps I should regret this action, but I am afraid I find it all too amusing. ...I am sitting here in this steamer and trying not to grin with satisfaction...
I will ask that you inform those that you think should know, of my absence, in any case. And to make sure that Saunder is looked after. Louis or Narciso would probably be happy to do so. I have a bat roost and crickets at #27c in my office part.
With trust,
L● Cassius
P.S.
I also recently left a note stuck in your front door. There is a third velocipede in your stable now. I do not think that it is offspring from our own noble steeds.